Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i think i just lost a toe
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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