quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
