at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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