i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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