have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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