I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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