yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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