we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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