I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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