just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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