escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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