"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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