talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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