I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
ttyl tear gas
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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