Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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