Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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