grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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