True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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