i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
