I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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