somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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