My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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