Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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