What did we do last night that was yellow?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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