It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
