I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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