You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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