just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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