babies were throwing up all over the place
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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