My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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