Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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