You really coming over, don't trick.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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