I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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