you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you inspire me to be a worse person
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
