Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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