there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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