We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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