Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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