OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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