ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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