She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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