I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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