We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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