: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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