well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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