Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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