you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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