The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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