you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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