Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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