I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
