If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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