i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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