erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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