I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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