Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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