The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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