You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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