Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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