I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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