Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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