What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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